Luna
Head of Meal Quality Control
Luna takes her responsibilities very seriously, especially when food is involved. Whether it's breakfast, lunch, dinner, or an entirely unrelated snack, she's always nearby to ensure standards remain high.
Her authority in quality assurance is matched only by her ability to appear the moment a cupboard opens, a packet rustles, or food is mentioned anywhere within earshot.
Diesel
Domestic Operations Manager
Diesel oversees the day-to-day running of his household from a variety of strategically chosen locations. From inspecting new deliveries to supervising gift wrapping, he firmly believes every domestic operation benefits from feline oversight.
His dedication to operational excellence has earned him a reputation as a trusted advisor on household logistics, comfort management, and the suitability of newly arrived cardboard boxes.
Stanley
Director of Home Renovations
Stanley enjoys taking on ambitious household projects, often without prior approval. With extensive experience in plant relocation, landscape restructuring, and indoor environmental enhancements, he is constantly seeking new opportunities to improve the home.
While project outcomes can occasionally be unpredictable, his commitment to creative development and hands-on problem solving remains unwavering.
Billy
Director of Investigations
Billy believes every cupboard, appliance, box and bag deserves a thorough inspection. Curious by nature and always keen to get involved, he's never far from the action — whether he's exploring the garden or investigating the latest household mystery.
His thorough approach to research and discovery ensures that very little happens around the house without first passing through his department.
Rowena
Chief Nap Officer
Rowena leads strategic rest initiatives, oversees blanket deployment, and maintains company-wide napping standards. Her specialties include elevated observation, pillow quality assurance, and advanced daytime sleeping techniques.
Her dedication to workplace wellbeing is matched only by her determination to test every blanket, cushion, and newly available sleeping spot personally.
Milo
Junior Director of Mischief
Milo is responsible for early-stage research, product testing, and the continual evaluation of household rules. With developing expertise in toy management, furniture inspections, and high-speed indoor transport, he ensures no corner of the organisation goes unexplored.
His eagerness to embrace new challenges is exceeded only by his remarkable ability to turn five minutes of unsupervised freedom into a full-scale incident requiring immediate management review.
Margot
Chief Ball Retrieval Officer
Margot is responsible for all outdoor strategy and field operations. With extensive experience in ball recovery, environmental assessment, and perimeter security, she ensures the grounds remain under constant supervision.
Her commitment to operational excellence is matched only by her determination to carry increasingly impractical objects during inspections.
Nova
Strategic Complications Director
Nova specialises in identifying opportunities for improvement that nobody else realised existed. Whether she's reorganising household resources, testing the structural integrity of decorative items, or introducing new challenges into otherwise straightforward situations, she approaches every task with enthusiasm and confidence.
Her innovative approach regularly generates new projects, unexpected outcomes, and occasional administrative challenges, all of which she considers valuable contributions to company growth.
